That stinging moment when you put on hand sanitizer but forgot you had a cut on your hand.

laugh-addict:

Imagine if you were paid for being ugly

laugh-addict:

I’d be like a billionare orsmth

(Source: ohsofunnyjedward)

mememaster:

Tumblr users are 649283748% done with everything except their homework

Everyone on my dash is getting asks and I’m just sitting here like

laugh-addict:

(Source: thelovelyirish)

hunkyharry:

do you ever reblog from the source to cover up the fact you’re creeping on somebody’s blog 

forbrightskies:

If you ever feel like you’re a bad driver remember that in the entire state of Ohio in 1895 there were only two cars on the road and the drivers of those two cars crashed into each other

fuckyeahtxtposts:

i wish there was a book that was filled with the first impressions of every single person i’ve ever spoken to because i’d really like to just sit down and read what everyone thought of me

lolsofunny:

lolsofunny:

so in Japanese, we sang Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

here’s a general gist of the translation:

Rudolph had a shiny nose
no one liked him
he cried every night
then one Christmas it was dark
Santa decided Rudolph’s nose was convenient (literally it says convenient)
Rudolph was useful.

I SHIT YOU NOT. 

(lol here!)

(Source: justdrinktea)

thehobodad:

For as much as they tell you about Stop Drop and Roll as a kid, I really expected to be on fire more times in my life.

WHEN MY TEACHER ASKS ME WHY I DIDN’T DO MY HOMEWORK..

laugh-addict:

Welllllll

See what had happened wassss…

 

my life is one big disney reference.

(Source: mermaidminnies)